#WeMadeAGame. (again...)
We are proud to announce the next game in the parody app trilogy. The long awaited "Pippy Skate 1D - Too"! With all new graphics, 20 playable characters, and a cleaner, more concise UI, this is truly the next big thing.
HERE ARE SOME COMMONLY ASKED QUESTIONS...
"Why are you guys making another one of these stupid apps?"
Haha.
"Why are you charging money for this?!"
Because you're experiencing the next generation of immersive gaming - nonimersive gaming! It's a huge leap forward, and we think $1.99 is a great value.
"But seriously...?!"
We think we know what the issue is, and why you're not truly enjoying our game. It's because you have not activated The New Advanced 1D mode! Simply switch on the new Advanced 1D mode and you will experience one of the most intense experiences of your young life!
"Why is the sequel so expensive?"
You're asking the wrong questions here, pal. A better question would be, "Why did I consider purchasing this in the first place?"
"I am really upset that you actually made me spend money on this application."
Well we're really upset that you don't like it. We should make up. <3
"I bought the game, played through the main story, and realized it wasn't for me. Can I get a refund?"
Unfortunately we can't offer refunds once you've beaten the entire game. Perhaps you can use this as a learning experience. Or don't. We really couldn't care less.
"Where can I email you guys to write you about how pissed off I am about this game!?"
Ohh, we can't wait! Email us at [email protected]!
"If I don't get the new one, am I the lamest person on the beach?"
By default, the lamest person on the beach is he who ripped his pants. Not getting the new Pippy Skate would put you in close second though.
"I want to marry you guys! This game is just so much fun!"
It's our duty to please that booty.
"Why is my Pippy Sk8 1D crashing?!"
Because we messed up and didn't save our Google Play update key. Why else would we make this stupid game a trilo – I mean... because sometimes the fairies inside your phone get too enticed with the amazing game that is Pippy Sk8, and they have to shut it down to give themselves a break.
"I lost my save data for Pippy Sk8 1D. What do I do?"
After much thought after reading your question, our Team realized your best bet is to just trash your phone. Give up. That's the end.
"Can I share or publish reviews about your application?"
Of course. If you'd like to share our app on sites with friends, feel free! In fact, we'd really appreciate it. Here's a short link to help spread the word: goo.gl/2MUBWT
If you're interested in publishing reviews or press releases, for whatever reason you choose to do so, just let us know about it via email. You know what they say, any publicity is publicity... I guess.
Just email us HERE.
"Are the questions you have on your website real questions asked by users?"
Yup. We're assholes!
"How can I get in on the development of this amazing game?!"
If you're interested in joining our development team let us know via email! We're actually thinking about some really cool features to add to this app, and are looking for a development team to help us do it!
"Do my PippyPoints transfer between games?"
What the hell are PippyPoints?
"Your answers to the questions on the website are hilarious!"
K.
"How do I get ahold of the guy in charge of this whole operation?"
We actually had Kaige's Google+ linked here awhile back, and then we realized that you guys weren't the most responsible individuals, so for now, just email us and we'll try to direct you if necessary.
"Are you coming to iOS?"
Tell ya what - 200 downloads from either Pippy Sk8 1D or 1D Too, and we'll stick the latest one on iOS.
HERE ARE SOME COMMONLY ASKED QUESTIONS...
"Why are you guys making another one of these stupid apps?"
Haha.
"Why are you charging money for this?!"
Because you're experiencing the next generation of immersive gaming - nonimersive gaming! It's a huge leap forward, and we think $1.99 is a great value.
"But seriously...?!"
We think we know what the issue is, and why you're not truly enjoying our game. It's because you have not activated The New Advanced 1D mode! Simply switch on the new Advanced 1D mode and you will experience one of the most intense experiences of your young life!
"Why is the sequel so expensive?"
You're asking the wrong questions here, pal. A better question would be, "Why did I consider purchasing this in the first place?"
"I am really upset that you actually made me spend money on this application."
Well we're really upset that you don't like it. We should make up. <3
"I bought the game, played through the main story, and realized it wasn't for me. Can I get a refund?"
Unfortunately we can't offer refunds once you've beaten the entire game. Perhaps you can use this as a learning experience. Or don't. We really couldn't care less.
"Where can I email you guys to write you about how pissed off I am about this game!?"
Ohh, we can't wait! Email us at [email protected]!
"If I don't get the new one, am I the lamest person on the beach?"
By default, the lamest person on the beach is he who ripped his pants. Not getting the new Pippy Skate would put you in close second though.
"I want to marry you guys! This game is just so much fun!"
It's our duty to please that booty.
"Why is my Pippy Sk8 1D crashing?!"
Because we messed up and didn't save our Google Play update key. Why else would we make this stupid game a trilo – I mean... because sometimes the fairies inside your phone get too enticed with the amazing game that is Pippy Sk8, and they have to shut it down to give themselves a break.
"I lost my save data for Pippy Sk8 1D. What do I do?"
After much thought after reading your question, our Team realized your best bet is to just trash your phone. Give up. That's the end.
"Can I share or publish reviews about your application?"
Of course. If you'd like to share our app on sites with friends, feel free! In fact, we'd really appreciate it. Here's a short link to help spread the word: goo.gl/2MUBWT
If you're interested in publishing reviews or press releases, for whatever reason you choose to do so, just let us know about it via email. You know what they say, any publicity is publicity... I guess.
Just email us HERE.
"Are the questions you have on your website real questions asked by users?"
Yup. We're assholes!
"How can I get in on the development of this amazing game?!"
If you're interested in joining our development team let us know via email! We're actually thinking about some really cool features to add to this app, and are looking for a development team to help us do it!
"Do my PippyPoints transfer between games?"
What the hell are PippyPoints?
"Your answers to the questions on the website are hilarious!"
K.
"How do I get ahold of the guy in charge of this whole operation?"
We actually had Kaige's Google+ linked here awhile back, and then we realized that you guys weren't the most responsible individuals, so for now, just email us and we'll try to direct you if necessary.
"Are you coming to iOS?"
Tell ya what - 200 downloads from either Pippy Sk8 1D or 1D Too, and we'll stick the latest one on iOS.